Funny Sayings to brighten up your day

Humor and Entertainment plays a central role in stimulating person's intellect mainly in today's worrryingstressful living where everybody is as busy as ever. People are so anxiousfrazzled that they forget to chuckle and even a smallest roadblock sends them into fits of temper. In such time, when everyone is so stressed, Funny sayings can help you sail through serious moments with a dash of zest and humor and pass smile to everyone's face. It's a great way to let people know how you feel and make them laugh at the same time. It not only makes each person blissful, but also helps you forget the daily anxiety of your life.

There are so many websites on internet, offered funny sayings. Here are few of my favorite funny sayings coated with humor by famous authors which I have collected from various resources. Feel free to use them when you really want to drive a message .You can also send them to your friends via SMS/Text Messages.

In optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ----Will Rogers

The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter. ---Mark Twain

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. ---- Theodore Roosevelt

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. ---- Woody Allen

Age is like underwear, it creeps up on you!

I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: 'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.' Now I realize that laughter can come from insecurity. They don't know how they should be feeling. ---- Jim Dale

Uglier than a hatfull of assholes.

Dolphins: Don't trust a species that's always smiling, its up to something! ----Unknown

Those who cannot remember the past will spend a lot of time looking for their cars in mall parking lots. ----Jay Trachman

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable. ---Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to Heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you're pretty much dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination. ------ Mark Twain

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. ----- Gilbert Chesterton

By: Manish

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